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Recent Movie Reviews

4 Movie Reviews

Inspired.

I'm not saying this just because I live with you, but this shit right here is off the hook. I laughed my ass off. Just, right off. Like, it's gone now. You know how sometimes you wonder what chairs would look like if our knees bent the other way? Well, what about chairs for people with no ass? It's a head trip man. Some people need drugs to get off, but like, you can just ask yourself questions. And you try to answer them. Talking to yourself and stuff. It's not normal. You should stop. I mean, things can be cool if they want, but sometimes they're all just "naw, I'm cool not being cool, if you dig it, you need to bury it before it starts to rain, because you never know what might happen next" and shit. So long story short, I like this movie. And I like this movie. It speaks to me. It is me speaking. It is I and are going to be forever. And there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.

It was ok

No more sticks please. They make me sleepy. Everything else was well done.

stupid

I dont know you, so I'm not going to insult you. I will say that your movie was the most retarded thing I've ever seen. Its something a 10 or 11 year old would find funny, if they had suffered a massive head injury. This movie is stupid and not funny. Try again.

Recent Game Reviews

2 Game Reviews

I didn't play this game

but I did read the reviews out of my own curiosity. It seems like lots of people here have a fondness for cats and can't stand seeing them harmed in any way. My shitty little movie killed one horribly drawn cat, and a few people really took offense. I have no hate for cats or other animals, in fact, I love all things cute and cuddly. But I have this desire, this motivation, to only post animations depicting animals, cute animals, getting maimed, just because I love the reaction. Keep up the good work.

This is ridiculous.

So many 13-15 year olds think your game is the best thing ever. Its people like those poor kids who spend their time jacking off to cartoons that will still be virgins when they're 35 and living with their parents. Hentai will dominate their sad, sexually frustrated existence. Its just plain pathetic. The kids who think this is the greatest game ever have my sympathy. They'll need it in the future.

Oh, I liked some of the music.

Recent Audio Reviews

5 Audio Reviews

Holy Shit Mutha Fucka

Two songs in the top 5? Bad ass! I've been slackin' on the FL but you can bet I'll be rockin' it up in Washington before the year is out. Even though you'll be in Austria. Or some shit like that.

crud responds:

two songs! jesus i know,i was like ...what?...whoa! WHOA! especially since i almost didn't submit this song. it's just incredible. yes, i'll be in Austria, and i realized that i won't be able to submit any more music after aug 31st...tiz sad. keep on rockin in the free world Cole!!!

Strange

Obviously, you weren't around in the 80s.

DJRunaway responds:

I was :P But the music than sucked (next to some good old rock)...So... This sounded so bad, that I had to make it housy :P

That was awesome.

It was like a roller coaster... for my ears, man! I gave you a 0 for effort, because you always make songs like this seem so easy! Master! Fuck yeah!

crud responds:

well thank you for your kind and discrete words kind sir. I hope that this was a rollercoaster that flips you upside down and then takes your picture at the most awkward moment and charges you like 10 bucks for it....for your ears. ;P thanks for the lovely 10, i beseech you.

It is impossible for sound alone, a material element, to belong to language. It is only a secondary thing, substance to be put into use.

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